Well, lastnight she made the 11PM news.
She and her husband (loserman) decided that while she was driving (unlicensed, of course) to race a teenager on a surface street in town where the posted speed limit is 35 MPH. She has a Dodge Neon and had a DONUT spare tire on (those little wimpy spare tires). She hit a corner in this car (a 25 MPH corner, no less) doing aprroximately 60 MPH. The donut tire gave out and she took out ANOTHER telephone pole AND some dude's fence and part of his yard! The guy whose fence she hit just happens to work for my hubby.
It was all over the news and she has a broken foot and a broken hand (her husband wasn't injured).
Now, she is looking at the following charges : reckless driving, reckeless endangerment, speed racing, driving without a license, driving with out insurance, careless driving, and menacing. To compound this, she already has.....wait for it.....wait for it.........26 fucking driving while suspended tickets already!!!!!!! The police are letting her heal from her injuries and THEN she is going to jail. And it ain't gonna be no 2 days in jail. She is looking at 24 months.
Do you know how embarrassing it is to be related to this girl? I swear, I cringe at the sound of her name anymore. Shoot me.






